小强:严正抗议惠普“蟑螂门”
子猴社京都3月18日电 蟑螂国对外事业部新闻发言人小强18日就惠普的“蟑螂门”发表谈话时说,我们注意到,美国惠普公司将自身惠普笔记本电脑质量的问题归罪于蟑螂的解释,是非常没有理由、不道德和不得人心的,其言行严重地背离地球生物不分种族,不分肤色,一律平等的自然平等主义精神,严重地污蔑了我们蟑螂的形象,其言行引起了广大蟑螂同胞们的强烈愤慨!其言行势必将给蟑螂国与美国之间的关系带来严重干扰,因此,我们将向美国政府提出严重抗议和严正交涉,督促美国政府对该国的惠普公司进行严肃处理,并使其在全球主要媒体上向蟑螂国做出郑重道歉,并保证以后不要再发生类似事件。
小强还表示:“蟑螂门”问题事关蟑螂的民族文化,涉及蟑螂核心利益,蟑螂国在这个问题上绝不会让步和妥协的,蟑螂国将与任何污蔑蟑螂国的行径做坚决斗争。在我们蟑螂的食谱中,以前不会,现在不会,将来也绝不会有类似笔记本电脑这样的东西。
小强最后说,在近日,数十万愤怒但有理智的蟑螂同胞们将会在美国首都华盛顿以及惠普公司总部所在地举行抗议示威游行,以此表达我们蟑螂对此事件的强烈愤慨,另外还有数百万的蟑螂同胞会进入各个美国家庭,向他们表达我们蟑螂和他们和谐共处的强烈意愿,并告知我们蟑螂并不是喜欢吃类似笔记本电脑的变态狂。
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看来还是没有谷歌的牛 不敢说走
10年的门类事件没完没了了。
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哈哈 惠普真的把问题归咎于蟑螂吗?搞笑
哈,是啊。曾经经历过“蟑螂门”,但我发现小强也就是喜欢电源适配器,倒真没钻进过我的本本里。。。
还好我的电脑没被蟑螂钻过,但亲见同学的电脑被老鼠尿坏了
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